I got many emails since I put an ad of a spare room in my flatshare. I shouldn’t make fun of those people, Munich’s hard town to find an accommodation, but fuck it.

“Hi…”
by email
on facebook (how did he found me?)
on whatsapp
then he called me.

“I know ALL southpark episodes.”

“Frankly speaking I have nor visa and no account but I have cash.
If there’s no problem with hot water I want to see your house and pay you.”
hot water?

“I would say that I’m a nice guy.”
thank you for not writing “I am a douchebag”

“I am not a master cook […] I just put frozen food into the oven.”

“I am interested in your room.”
oh, really?

“I catched a job in Munich, which is the reason for me searching for rooms now.
[…] I am fairly uncomplicated.”

“About me…”
Five thick paragraphs.

“8:00  I wake up
8:05  I have a shower and go to the toilet 😉 ”
the list went on till 19:30